inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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communistbakery:

when your friends say there are hot guys at the partyimage

(Source: communistbakery)

dialecticalmaterialistgolddigger:

Your blog: awkward to browse while at work due to cheesy black and white alt porn

My blog: awkward to browse while at work due to communist propaganda

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(Source: effstonemm)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

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