(Source: drvolland)

hibachi1:

Me: *makes her cum n buys her pizza*
Her: *leaves me for someone with a job and personality*

(Source: mceazye)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

cyborgfirelord:

oops i did it again

high school musical text post meme 

(Source: niggaz-got-attitude)

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

(Source: Flickr / monicalaura)

so i was hookin up with this dude… and he’s like in…. and he pauses to turn on this song and fuckin sing along white boys i s2g

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